I’ve got another challenge for you guys, and this one’s all about villains.
For this challenge, I’m looking for schemes, evil schemes.
It doesn’t matter how long/short/serious/funny your scheme is–we’re after schemes of all types! The aim is to get as close to 100 (or as high above it) as we can, so feel free to post multiple schemes, as many times as you’d like. I’ll also add to the list here and there, to keep it going. Just post your schemes in the comments, with as much or as little explanation/detail as you see fit. At the end of October and Villain Awareness Month, I’ll make a master list of all the schemes and see how far we got.
(I realize that this would have been better to start at the beginning of the month, but unfortunately ideas don’t always cooperate with timelines. So we’ll just have to make do.)
So get your most diabolical, master-minding, ingenious juices flowing and share the brilliance of your evil schemes!
I’ll start it off:
- Take over the world.
- Make a robot army so that the government will give me $100 billion.
- Rig the cafeteria toaster so that all toast comes out burnt, no matter how low the setting.
- Flood the city so that everyone will be forced to pay me to use my ferry.
- Replace all the world’s supply of coffee with decaf.
Have fun with it. Nothing’s too outrageous to be evil!
“Evil doesn’t always have to be on a big scale. You can spread evil in the little things you do everyday.”
-Professor Gevaarlijk (Phineas and Ferb)
What are your evil schemes?
May all your schemes, fiendish or otherwise, not be thwarted before they’ve even begun.
Do you have any Halloween or villain related posts you’d like to share? Send me a link in the comments or at firstname.lastname@example.org. I’d love to check it out!